I want my husband to have this accent
alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient
(via longwalkbackhome)
In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.
(via daddyissuesss)
N U N R A V E
BLESS THIS MOSH PIT
“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”
(via thatsthat24)
“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“
by Volensblood
A PUMPGUIN
(via petitetimidgay)
Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
(via mrblackthecat)
